February 2012
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what is the connection between american idol and...
i thought it was genuinely hilarious, but one of the contestants who went through this week is actually the son of the singer in Flotsam and Jetsam (which was Jason Newsted’s old band)! and earlier, there was a contestant who got cut who was Jim Carrey’s daughter!
i love connections
“A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is...”
– Oscar Wilde (via ellephanta)
trying to drunkishly eat things is so awesome
that’s all i want to say
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“Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat...”
– James Franco (via neverendingnights)
Watchmysweetetc:
Fantastic segment done in The Daily Show’s best impression of Mad Men (plus in black-and-white) to discuss women’s health care.
“I believe the female reproductive system is governed by the tides!”
“Cheers!”
hungry and pissed off
two things that should never be combined
EVER
fuck mrrrrgh
i will now proceed to eat furiously
iezebel replied to your post: i’m almost at the point where i don’t even care…
Jeg er utrolig fornøyd med å ikke lengre være i samme båt, but I feel your pain, honey
mjau <3
undeadgraceland replied to your post: i’m almost at the point where i don’t even care…
sounds like you need some sexual healing, før du eksploderer! ;^) det våres!
yessss sir, i do! spring, come at me bro!
dailymurf replied to your post: i’m almost at the point where i don’t even care…
ohhh ditto!
however, you chicka still have somebody at some point to give it away to ;) me, i have to just keep it bottled up until someone i like shows up who likes me and man oh man
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i’m almost at the point where i don’t even care who’s reading anymore, i’m just going off the hinge…. so………… fucking…………. h….o………….rn……y……..
“I am a humanist, which means, in part, that I have tried to behave decently...”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via ellephanta
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“Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham...”
– (via -sorry) (via monsebakken)
we all die for you.: HAPPY VALENTINES DAY YOU... →
take-me-where-i-cannot-stand:
talkedtoomuchsaidtoolittle:
-elitecrazybitch:
glitteringworlds:
lizzledpink:
glitteringworlds:
lizzledpink:
roses are red,
violets are blue,
i have a soul
and can’t have sex with you
I’m bloody awesome
The Slayer is hot
While you were out brooding
We had sex a lot
…
Spike. Hilarious.
Faith’s is my favorite. I was always more upset...
“We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way...”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via ellephanta)
i’m starting to think something’s wrong with me because i can’t get out of bed lately until i absolutely have to, and only 5 minutes before departure. day 3 where this is going on. i’m in bed, sinking so low that i watch horrible youtube shows for no apparent reason which are dumb as shit. i’m in a fucking uncomfortable position and my neck hurts. and all i can do is...
